How was I born

Downloaded or born

Downloaded or born

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Daddy, how was I born?

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A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’

The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said…
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… keep sccrolling down…
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You got male!

You got male!

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NOTE: Today’s “laugh of the day” was copied from a forwarded email. I’d gladly give credits to the author if I knew who put it together.
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Daria

Most of all Daria enjoys creating, designing, taking photos of, writing about and sharing all the beautiful, cheerful things and moments. She finds them everywhere she goes. And tons of fun people, too!

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Bob Courtney - November 1, 2012

Dear Daria: Your notes and comments always brighten my day. I hope to see you again on Saturday night. Bob

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Daria - November 5, 2012

Thank you, Bob,
Your feedback is very much appreciated and yes, you’re doing everything right. It just takes a little bit of time for me to approve the comments – before they appear on the site. It was good seeing you on Saturday and I’ll see you again in a few days. Till then, take care and keep smiling! 🙂

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