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Elaine Godfrey That small, youthful joy does not last very long. In a month on OkCupid, I received around messages. This is abject dtaing. A few precious gems were legitimately nice and pleasant, but their presence in my inbox was so minuscule as to hardly be noticeable. Or anything, really. But whatever, you get my point.

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Does swiping through this dating app count as "exercise"? He was like our Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but the opposite. Like I said, I know this is random, but I had to let you know.

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Begin with a common topic and then transition into other things. Because I like you a latte. Are you a library book?

Then Rylee got it, too. Want to get drinks? That's it.

It was definitely not a joke. So, do you have any good pickup lines?

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A few precious gems were legitimately nice and pleasant, but their presence in my inbox was so minuscule as to hardly be noticeable. Using only emojis, can you explain to me your first first paying taxes? What I was not prepared for dating the copy-pasters, the virus transmitters, the people who apparently send identical messages or gently mutated versions thereof to the owner of every female profile they can find.

Nah, maybe we just meet datinf and dive into a grand discussion walking around Mall of America, grab some coffee or tea and possibly take in some message watching or I carry the bags while you shop. I felt bad enough going online to date in the first place, but the influx of negs made me site worse.

That would make me happy. Two wrongs don't make right, but two rights make a perfect match.

We can say we met on Spotify because you're the hottest new single. Don't worry. May God have mercy on our souls, and may whoever invented the backhanded compliment as flirting tactic damn you, popular MTV pickup artist Mystery! Firwt you dined with us before? He tried to tell us that we really were all good shit, but it was too late.

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Water you doing later? What do you call a row of trucks?

Teasing, sure—where would I be without teasing as flirtation tactic? I'm trying to think of a Postmates pickup line, but I need some help with the delivery. I think it actually could be.

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Hmm, I think your first message to me must have gotten lost in cyberspace If you wrote a memoir, what would the title be? There are some people for whom sending that first OkCupid message is like being a guy bird puffing out his chest to impress girl birds. I am often wrong about the good of humanity. I tend to ramble. This just got awkward.

I never liked small talk. Silly Ice Breakers So, come here often? It is my hope that by continually doing what I love to do, which is talking about myself, someone perfect will eventually just fall in love with me.

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Everybody sits blender. When this message came, and I was mildly flattered, it was only because my spirits were already broken. Anyway, congratulations on being so magnificent.

Mine would be "Overthinking Opening Messages. Liger King. I met your phone is full of matches. They might look familiar. I am interested in historical records on some of the most pressing matters of our time.

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It's OK. But whatever, you get my point. If Napoleon Dynamite and Joe Exotic started a band, what would it be called? Sex is cool, but have you ever matched with someone on a dating app and had them send a really good first message?

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Some people think with their hearts, some with their he, but I'm glad we both think with our thumbs. Easier, anyway. Wink face.