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Is it really that fun? Is it even sexy? I tried it maybe twice in my life. The fail time, I sexting him, "We can have sex until the cows cum funny. Well, all I received was silence, and then, three hours later, he sent a text asking me if I fed my dog. I've since retired to my usual texting regime of typing grocery lists and pictures of people who fell asleep on the train.

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But in this case Most of us could use a refresher on how to sext. And then there are others who just call sexy like they see sexy. The second time, I texted him, "We can have sex until the cows cum cails.

I tried it maybe twice in my life. Sorry bye sorry bye sorry bye. When the conversation starts going down the toilet.

And when you compare these to your own experiences, you may realize that hey, maybe you're not so bad at this sexting business after all. Is it really that fun? For example, some folks may sext too boldly right from the onset, disgusting the other person instead of having the opposite effect.

Or are your attempts to sext more often cut-off before they even begin? So without further ado, here are secting of the most hilarious sexting fails we could find online.

But thankfully, the hilarious sexting fails of these people below made me feel a whole lot better about the "LOL" thing: At least I used the English language in my scenario. If you're going to text the wrong sextong, at least make it someone with a healthy sense of humor, like this guy.

And finally, when you both give up waaaaay too quickly. I've since retired to my usual texting regime of typing grocery lists and pictures of people who fell asleep on the train. Does sexy-talk-via-text bring out the animal in you? When you don't share the same life plans or taste in opening lines.

When "accidents" happen. When one of you is clearly distracted. This guy didn't even get that far. When you're talking about two completely fakls things. Or do you often have trouble finding the most tantalizing words and pictures to make sexting work?

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Well, all I received was silence, and then, three hours later, he sent a text asking me if I fed my dog. When one of you would just prefer to be left alone.

Alas, for some, the message just gets away from them entirely. That goes for both the sender and the recipient.

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These people literally got what they asked for. When one of you is too blunt from the get-go. At night, everyone say a prayer of thanks that they didn't bring up their dad during a sexting convo, like these gems of humans did.

Is it even sexy? Does sharing your innermost sensual thoughts with another person thrill you faols the wee hours of the morning? When one of you is a major over-sharer.